Kennyism's

Kenny: Dad- it's snowing on the pigtail of your truck!
Kenneth: its called a tailgate

Jen: Kenny - who's your favorite person in the whole world?
Kenny: Duncan grandma
Jen: How much do you like her?
Kenny: 100
Jen: How much do you like me?
Kenny: 99
Jen: How much do you like Uncle Luke?
Kenny: 14

Kenny: dad how much do weigh?
Jen: (edited response)pounds
Kenny: but how many libits are you?
jen:whats a libit?
Kenny: you know... lbs

Kenneth to Jen: Do you know what's stinky?
Jen: You?
Kenneth: Kenny! Jen named called.
Jen: Have you smelled him lately Kenny?
Kenny: Yea, I smelled him the other day and... oooooh weeee... he smelled terrible!
Jen: ROFL

Kenny: I'm American, right?
Jen: Yes
Kenny: But I"m also Canadian because I can speak spanish, right?